WEB OF MYSTERY
Two schoolboys were chatting. One said, "I think my Dad might be Peter Parker in secret."
"Don't be stupid," said the other, "your Dad's overweight and a Chartered Accountant, not a superhero."
"I know," said the first, "but yesterday Mum and our neighbour were talking about Mrs Jones at No. 27 - the one who's supposed to be having an affair the man from the betting shop. Except no-one's ever seen them together."
"So? What's that got to do with your Dad being Peter Parker?"
"Well, Mum said yesterday that Dad's spied her man."
(Submitted by Tess Coaze of Streatham)
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