Saturday, January 09, 2016

Contributors

Thank you to all our contributors!

Anyone For Punishment is a celebration of all that is good - and arguably, bad - in the art of the pun.

Your puns help us to expand the horizons of puncrafting and give voice to great new talents, with perhaps an Award and global recognition in return. But every contribution submitted matters to us and, we hope, our readers, for as the Unknown Punner wrote:

"A good pun is its own reword."

On this page we list all your submissions, in alphabetical order of the authors, together with the Punnotation which has been calculated for every pun. And while quality is what will win the Awards, quantity will keep all those of us who cannot get enough of excruciating humour happy! So please get busy and submit your puns!


A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z



- A -

Serge ANTATARMS, of Saipan



Kurt ARNSER, of Berlin



Lucas AYDE, of Skegness



- B -

Oliver BAGOCZEPS, of Pasadena, CA



Ryan BARLEY, of Maryland



Stanley BARROWCLOUGH, of Doncaster



Paul BEARER, of Hull


'Porky' N. BESS, of Beaconsfield, Bucks


Ivor BIGGEN, of Coxmoor, Notts



Pete BOGG, of Donegal



Marty BRAITHWAITE, of Perth, Western Australia



Tim BURR, of Ormskirk


A. BUSBY, of Oxford



- C -

CANADIAN Girl



Emma CHISSET, of Earl's Court



Anne CHOVISE, of Versailles


Michael CLARKE, of Norfolk, England


Tess COAZE, of Streatham


Molly CODDALD, of Cheltenham


Minnie COOPER, of Brands Hatch



Professor Honour COUCH, of Harley Street, London




- D -

Emma DALE, of Frickley, South Yorkshire


Peter DOWT, of Watford


Chester DRAWES, of Luton



Noah DRESGHYVEN, of Arkholme, Lancashire



Basil DUNN, of Basildon



- E -

Maryse ELLESTE, of No Fixed Abode



Mason ETTE, of West London



- F -

Sally FAWTH, of Little Torrington, Devon



Bette FAYRE, of Ashton-under-Lyne



Anne FIELD, of Lime Street



Bree FINCOUNTER, of Ashford, Kent



Matt FINNISH, of Chapel-en-le-Frith, Derbyshire


Benny FISHALL, of Maida Vale


Adda FRISA, of Stockholm



Miles FROMEER, of Land's End



- G -

Nigel GARAGE, of Thanet



A. GNOME, of Zurich


Daley GRYNDE, of Blackpool



- H -

Martti HAKKALA, of Ealing



David HARRIS, of Leicester


Dennis HELBEAU, of Roland Garros, Paris


N.H. HESS, of Oxford


Anne HONEYMOSS, of Arundel, West Sussex




- I -

Jude ISHERY, of Exeter



- J -

Hugh JEERS, of Glossop, Derbyshire


Beau JOLLAY, of London



- K -

Alan KEYES, of Salford



Harry KERRY, of Tokyo



Alma KNACK, of Detroit, MI



Lena KUTZ, of Smithfield, London




- L -

Hayley N. LANDING, currently of no fixed abode



May LAWDER, of Edgbaston



LEE Kin Tap, of Beijing



Dee LYLAH, of Fresno, CA




- M -

Eva MALLETT, of Barnsley



Bertha MANN, of Canterbury



Steven MARCH, of Cardiff


Will E. MCGONAGALL, of Edinburgh



Wes MEDINNAH, of Bloomington, IN



Reggie MENTALL, of Aldershot


Gary MESSARLAR, of Birmingham, England



Guy de MICHELIN, of Clermont-Ferrand


Sal MONELLA, of Soho, London



Ali MOODIE, of London



- N -

Ivan NASTICHESTIKOV, of St Petersburg



Emma NESS, of Edinburgh



Hannah NUTHERTHING, of Brixton, London



- O -

Patty O'DAWES, of Galway



Carrie O'KEIGH, of Liverpool


Nick O'TEEN, of Hammersmith




- P -

Paul E. PADE, of Bicester, Oxfordshire


Hank E. PANKEY, of Wilmington, DE



PARK Eng Phee, of Seoul, Korea



Isabelle PEALING, of Ely, Cambs


Sue PENSALLAT, of Truro


Leanne PERRINS, of Worcester



Herb PHARM, of Illinois



Hans PHREIGH, of Mobile, AL


Scott PHREIGH, of Memphis, TN



Norbert PINKLEY, of Wentworth, Surrey


Hammond PYCKEL, of New York, NY



Dwayne PYPE, of Worksop



- Q -

Ella QUINCE, of Brighton



- R -

Marianne RIGRETYTTE, of Durham


Jack RUSSELL, of Whitetail, MT




- S -

Edna SAND, of Hayling Island, Hants


April SCHAUERS, of Munich



Annie SEEDE, of Marseille



Pete SERHUTT, of Cambridge, England


Heidi SILVER, of Swiss Cottage



Susan SIMPSON, of Cirencester



Carole SINGER, of Bexhill-on-Sea



Wynn D. SITTEY, of Chicago, IL


Betty SLATE, of Merthyr Tydfil



Hugh SLESSE, of York


Virginia SLYMMES, of Fort Lauderdale, FL



Arielle de SPLEY, of Farnborough



John SMITH, of North Yorkshire


Leyton SOZZALD, of Waltham Forest



Bill STICKERS, of No Fixed Address




- T -

Juan TANAMERA, of Havana



Kay TASTROPHY, of High Wycombe, Bucks



Richard TATA, of London



Derek TEBBIT, of Bankstown





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    • Lou TENNANT, of WC2



    Cherie TRYFUL, of Wimbledon




    - U -

    Russell UPPERMIEL, of Duluth, MN




    - V -

    Jo VEAL, of Upper Norwood, London



    Donna VETTA, of Epsom



    Sister Leigh D. VOTION, of Chicago, IL




    - W -

    Luke WAUGHAM, of Covent Garden



    Art WERK, of Duluth, MN


    Colin WOODMAN, of Sandwich, Kent


    A. WRIGHT-HANGALL, of Round Point, South Shetland Islands, Antarctica




    - X -

    Honn XEROX, of Tirana, Albania




    - Y -

    Bill YARDS, of Santa Monica, CA




    - Z -

    Kurt ZEE, of Rotterdam