MEATY PARTS
My wife, son and I had all agreed to join in the production of 'If Only Food Could Speak' by our local Amateur Dramatics Society, so last Saturday morning we went to the first meeting where the director was giving out the parts to each volunteer.
"Now, the Joneses," he said, turning to us. "I'd like the three of you to play a salami, a frankfurter and the great British banger in the butcher's scene, so straight after lunch would you please try on your costumes?"
"Sausage rôles for us, then?", I said.
"No, I'm afraid it's cheese sandwiches today," he replied.
(Submitted by Bertha Mann of Canterbury)
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