Tuesday, December 29, 2015

To cut a long story...

TO CUT A LONG STORY...

I was invited to a beach party by a friend, who told me to come casual, so I put on some faded jeans and my favourite Jimi Hendrix T-shirt.

When I got there, my host frowned and said, "We don't allow trousers or jeans on the beach - I thought I said 'casual'."

"I see," I replied. "Shorts apply?"

"No problem," he said, "we've got plenty of them in the changing rooms over there."

(Submitted by Nick O'Teen of Hammersmith)

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