Saturday, December 26, 2015

Water on the knee

WATER ON THE KNEE

"My dodgy knee's been giving me hell lately, so I went to see this Doctor Dupont everyone is talking about. He's French, obviously."

"And did he help you?"

"He certainly did. Told me I needed to go the pub every evening in December, stay off the booze, but drink a whole bottle of Perrier water."

"That's a weird treatment for a dodgy knee, but I guess if it works... Has it got a name?"

"He says it's very common in France. A month's fizzy eau therapy."

(Submitted by Annie Seede of Marseille)

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