MOUNTING CONCERN
A Yankee walks into a bar in the Deep South and orders a beer. The bartender looks suspiciously at him and says, "Y'all not from these parts?"
"No," replies the man, "I'm from New Hampshire."
"So what do y'all do in New Hampshire?", asked the bartender.
"I'm a taxidermist," says the man.
The bartender frowns, bewildered, so the man explains. "I stuff dead animals."
The bartender smiles, stands back and shouts to the other drinkers, "It's OK, y'all! He's one of us!"
(Submitted by Hans Phreigh, of Mobile, AL)
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