INTELLECTUAL PIRACY
As I was getting changed for my workout at the Health Club I saw a man with one leg and a parrot on his shoulder stick his head round the door of the locker room. He was the spitting image of Long John Silver, straight off the set of Treasure Island.
He seemed a bit lost, so I asked, "Can I help you Sir, are you looking for something?"
He turned towards me and said, "Baargh, gym lad."
(Submitted by Tim Burr of Ormskirk)
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