PUFF JUSTICE
"Can you believe it? My colleague's wife gave birth to their first child a couple of days ago, so we had a whip-round in the office and bought him a nice pack of Romeo y Julieta Churchills.
He took us round to the pub for a celebratory drink after work, but when we all left he stayed behind. I guess he'd had a few by the end of the evening, but apparently he pulled out a Churchill and lit up at the bar. It seems that started an argument with the non-smokers and a few of them dragged him outside and roughed him up quite badly. They even took the rest of his Churchills out of his pocket and stamped on them!"
"You're joking? All over a few puffs of smoke?"
"I kid you not. And he's got the cigars to prove it."
(Submitted by Nick O'Teen of Hammersmith)
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