"They're auditioning at the Church Hall for a Greta Garbo tribute act to perform at the Village Fete."
"Really? I'll send the wife along - she's always fancied herself as a bit of an actress. What does she have to do?"
"Just turn up in a '30s frock and hairstyle and say 'I vant to be a clone'."
(Submitted by Basil Dunn of Basildon)
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