LITTLE AND LARGE
A man walks into a bar with a Doberman on a lead in one hand and what looks like a small lizard on a lead in the other.
He sits down and orders a beer saying, "Sit Tiny!"
"Why do you call your dog Tiny?", asks the barman. "He's enormous."
"No, no, the dog's called Massive," says the man, pointing at his lizard. "This is Tiny - he's my newt."
(Submitted by Daley Grynde of Blackpool)
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