Feeling chipper

FEELING CHIPPER

A carpenter went into the pub and ordered a pint and a bag of chisel-flavoured crisps.

"I'm afraid we don't stock that flavour," said the barmaid.

"OK, I'll have plane instead."

(Submitted by Daley Grynde of Blackpool)

 Punnotation: 14+17+17+17+18 = 83