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Saturday, June 06, 2015
Ring her neck?
RING HER NECK?
"My mother-in-law's put on so much weight. She reminds me of the Beijing phone book."
"She's Chinese?"
"No, countless Chins."
(Submitted by Tim Burr of Ormskirk)
Punnotation: 13+16+16+16+16 = 77
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