SANTA CAUSE?
"I saw Santa yesterday and he wasn't looking well. But he mentioned he'd be dropping by the doctor's before heading off to deliver his presents. He said he was eternally grateful for the services of the NES."
"Don't you mean NHS?"
"No, NES. National Elf Service."
(I shall sign off. I usually sign 'Ivor', but I'm having an off day. Ivor Biggen of Coxmoor)
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