Saturday, August 01, 2015

Green ayes

GREEN AYES

A man walks into a grocery store and says, "It's a nice day."

"Yes," the grocer replies.

“Could rain later though?”

"Yes," the grocer says.

“Anyway," says the man. "I'll have a cabbage and some carrots.”

"Yes," the grocer replies.

"You're not the talkative type are you?" asks the man, getting a little annoyed at the grocer's abruptness.

"Yes," says the grocer.

"Why do you keep saying 'Yes'?" demands the man, now getting very frustrated.

"Because I'm agreeing grocer."

(Submitted by Herb Pharm of Illinois)

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