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"We've bought a billy goat for the garden. He's a bit aggressive, but he keeps the vegetation in check and I doubt any burglar would want to face him."
"What do you call him?"
"Roland."
"So, a Roland butter..."
"Good idea, I'm feeling a bit peckish myself."
(Submitted by Basil Dunn of Basildon)
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