HUNNY TRAP
"Sire, I bring terrible news from the provinces," said the King's chamberlain. "Hordes of barbarians are invading the Kingdom, rampaging through the countryside, pillaging and terrifying the people with excruciating tortures. They are lead by a man who appears to strike fear into every man he addresses."
"What tortures, Lord Chamberlain? Impalement, boiling oil, quartering..?", asked the King.
"No Sire. They are telling appalling jokes, too painful for the ears of any sane man."
"This is indeed grave news," said the King. "It's Attila the Pun."
(Submitted by Michael Clarke of Norfolk, England)
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