Wanted: Dead or Alive

WANTED: DEAD OR ALIVE

"Hello, the Comfy Kitty Cattery? I'm just calling to see if my little Tiddles is alright?"

"Hello Mrs Schrödinger. Well, yes and no..."

(Submitted by Betty Slate of Merthyr Tydfil)

 Punnotation: 7+17+15+18+17 = 74