HEALTH DIET
After a series of complaints from diners, the owner of the local cannibal restaurant berated the cook for the awful quality of the day's sandwiches.
"What did you put in them?" he demanded.
"Humans of course," came the reply.
"I know that. But what kind of humans?"
"Er... teetotallers. Why?"
"Teetotallers?!!!! Didn't I tell you never to crust a man that doesn't drink?"
(Submitted by Pete Bogg of Donegal)
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