Tuesday, May 05, 2015

Apple of my eye?

APPLE OF MY EYE?

"I've got tickets for a performance of William Tell by Rossini. Want to join me?"

"Is that the one set in the Swiss Alps?"

"That's right."

"No thanks, I'm not into slope operas."

(Submitted by Carrie O'Keigh of Liverpool)

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