Eh, wasabe Doc?

EH, WASABE DOC?

"My mate's absolutely obsessed with Japanese food, especially that stuff deep fried in batter. He's a right bore, won't eat anything else, never talks about anything else..."

"Tempura mental?"

"No, just obsessed with this Japanese fried food."

(Submitted by Jo Veal of Upper Norwood, London)

 Punnotation: 15+17+17+18+18 = 85