LOOKING FOR AN OPENING
The top secret military air base had called in a painter and decorator to give the place a face-lift ahead of a visit by the Ministry of Defence.
When he arrived to start work, they gave him a special suit of fatigues to work in, saying it was obligatory dress for civilians while at the base.
Half way through the first morning and after four mugs of tea, the painter was bursting. He dashed to the gents and started fumbling with his trousers, getting more and more desperate by the moment.
"How are you supposed to take a leak in these things?!", he screamed, although there was no-one in the room.
"Drop 'em mate," said a voice from outside. "Didn't they tell you this is a no-fly zone?"
(Submitted by Stanley Barrowclough of Doncaster)
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