BILL OF WRONGS
The marriage counsellor thought it would be a good idea to hold the reconciliation meeting with Mr and Mrs Hruška in a nice restaurant, as he had heard they were both keen foodies.
Unfortunately it didn't turn out well, as the couple disagreed violently on everything from the table they should sit at to the wine they should choose. By the end of the meal they were screaming incomprehensible insults at each other, when suddenly Mrs Hruška slapped her husband across the face as he tried to put his hand over her mouth to shut her up and then started pulling her hair.
The manager hurried over as the commotion was upsetting the other customers, and demanded they pay their bill and leave at once.
"Of course," said the marriage counsellor, "but you'll have to help me. We need to separate Czechs."
(Submitted by Matt Finnish, of Chapel-en-le-Frith, Derbyshire)
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