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Tuesday, April 28, 2015
Left in stitches...
LEFT IN STITCHES...
The nurse in the operating ward noticed that the surgeon had sown the stitches on a patient in an erotic, yet curiously peaceful pattern.
"What's that?" she asked him.
"Calmer suture," he replied.
Punnotation: 15+19+19+18+22 = 93
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