Friday, May 15, 2015

Supporting evidence

SUPPORTING EVIDENCE

The tax inspector was giving the elderly businessman a really hard time, suspecting he was taking advantage of frequent overseas trips to hide the extent of his earnings.

"So, Mr Jones, I see that in the past fiscal year you submitted a large medical expense claim for a hernia contracted while visiting Jersey?"

"Yes, I did," said Mr Jones, "but after consulting the finest specialists, they suggested that at my age I wear a surgical applicance rather than undergo an operation."

"Aha!", said the tax inspector. "So you admit having an offshore truss?"

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