DOWN IN THE PUMPS
My mate used to run a garage, but he's just closed down.
I asked him why and he said, "Everything was at least 10p a litre cheaper at the hypermarkets, so all except my most faithful customers left."
"I see," I said. "Fewer loyal?"
"Not much. Petrol mostly."
(Submitted by Helena Handbasket of Runcorn, Cheshire)
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