Sunday, January 03, 2016

Our Top 100 Puns of 2015

OUR TOP 100 PUNS OF 2015

1
New Tube
15+19+18+19+23
94
2
Sole food
15+15+20+19+24
93
3
Not all beer and skittles
15+19+18+18+23
93
4
Left in stitches...
15+19+19+18+22
93
5
CCTV
15+19+18+18+22
92
6
Turning the page
15+19+18+19+21
92
7
A nose for business
15+18+17+19+22
91
8
Familiar ring to it
15+18+18+18+22
91
9
Late for the meating
15+19+18+19+20
91
10
Here's Yuan for the money
15+20+18+20+18
91
11
Leicester we forget
15+18+17+18+22
90
12
In the cauldron boil and break
15+16+20+17+22
90
13=
Water on the knee
15+18+18+18+21
90
13=
Rigamortis
15+18+18+18+21
90
15
Glass ceiling
15+19+17+18+21
90
16
Musical coffers
15+18+18+19+20
90
17
Sore point
15+16+19+18+21
89
18
Lowering the atmosphere
15+19+16+18+21
89
19=
Hearty appetite
15+18+18+18+20
89
19=
Ukraine? New cranes!
15+18+18+18+20
89
21=
Penne stock company
15+19+17+18+20
89
21=
Health diet
15+19+17+18+20
89
21=
Neuter the neighbourhood
15+19+17+18+20
89
24
Doctor I'm feeling verse and verse
15+18+19+18+19
89
25
Regular appointment
12+19+16+20+21
88
26
Not a leg to stand on
15+15+19+18+21
88
27
Feline fib
15+16+18+18+21
88
28
Sank like a stone
15+18+17+17+21
88
29
Norse load
15+17+18+19+20
88
30=
Hip fashion items
15+17+18+18+20
88
30=
Gross - really, really gross
15+17+18+18+20
88
30=
A Saltire and flattery
15+17+18+18+20
88
33
Talking the walk
15+18+17+18+20
88
34=
Flush with funds
15+19+17+18+19
88
34=
Causing a terrible hoopla
15+19+17+18+19
88
36
The bare facts
15+12+19+19+22
87
37=
Cold comfort
15+15+18+18+21
87
37=
Camelot too far for this
15+15+18+18+21
87
39
Looking for an opening
15+16+16+20+20
87
40
Unsavoury opinions
14+17+18+18+20
87
41=
Pig-headed
15+16+18+18+20
87
41=
All-consuming passion
15+16+18+18+20
87
43=
Bank on it!
15+17+17+18+20
87
43=
When in Rome
15+17+17+18+20
87
45=
Flue blues
15+18+16+18+20
87
45=
Hunny trap
15+18+16+18+20
87
47
If the cap fits…
15+17+18+17+20
87
48
Nordic cross boarder incident
15+18+17+17+20
87
49
On the ball
15+18+18+17+19
87
50
Grape expectations
15+18+18+18+18
87
51
Foot and mouth dis-ease
15+14+19+18+20
86
52
Mandy Tory answer
15+16+17+18+20
86
53
Carrie on searching
15+16+18+17+20
86
54
Lecture us interruptus
15+17+17+17+20
86
55
Supporting evidence
15+16+18+18+19
86
56=
Meaty parts
15+17+17+18+19
86
56=
To cut a long story…
15+17+17+18+19
86
56=
Holmes, sweet Holmes
15+17+17+18+19
86
56=
Breeches of confidence
15+17+17+18+19
86
60
Green ayes
15+18+16+18+19
86
61
Hardy attitudes
15+17+18+17+19
86
62=
Stiff locks
15+18+17+17+19
86
62=
Reptile housing
15+18+17+17+19
86
64
Oars play
15+19+16+17+19
86
65
Daily jaws
15+16+17+20+18
86
66
Sauce of discontent
10+15+20+19+21
85
67
Decline and fall
11+19+17+18+20
85
68
That's mo 2
15+18+14+18+20
85
69
Badly taut
15+15+18+17+20
85
70
Funny bone
12+19+17+18+19
85
71
Triplikim
14+17+17+18+19
85
72=
Highly strung
15+16+17+18+19
85
72=
TGIF - or not?
15+16+17+18+19
85
72=
Green field project
15+16+17+18+19
85
72=
Rite answer
15+16+17+18+19
85
72=
Clothe call
15+16+17+18+19
85
77=
Cardigan error
15+16+17+18+19
85
77=
In a different glass…
15+16+17+18+19
85
79=
Early finish
15+17+16+18+19
85
79=
Santa Cause?
15+17+16+18+19
85
81=
Tacky humour
15+17+17+17+19
85
81=
Fishy business
15+17+17+17+19
85
81=
Tight budget
15+17+17+17+19
85
84=
Thin volume
15+18+16+17+19
85
84=
Shelling out
15+18+16+17+19
85
84=
Alan Hansen, punned it
15+18+16+17+19
85
84=
Hostile atmosphere
15+18+16+17+19
85
88
Montecristo's flying circles
15+18+17+16+19
85
89
Mark of eggsellence
15+16+18+18+18
85
90=
Adult Eros
15+17+17+18+18
85
90=
No kidding
15+17+17+18+18
85
92
Barrel of fun
14+19+16+18+18
85
93
Dutch courage
15+17+18+17+18
85
94
Two way conversation
14+19+17+17+18
85
95
Trunk call
15+18+17+17+18
85
96
State of the union
8+19+16+19+22
84
97
Family Beef
15+10+19+18+22
84
98
Little and large
7+19+18+19+21
84
99
Paws for thought
10+19+17+18+20
84
100
Abominable pun
11+19+16+18+20
84

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